Os cadeados do amor destroem pontes, para além de tornar o romance (ainda mais) piroso

(…) I don't want to deny young couples the opportunity to make enthusiastically hamfisted attempts at marking their love, but, from both an emotional and structural perspective, it's clear that love locks aren't the way to go. Maybe instead of attaching a lock to a bridge, you could both get each other's face tattooed across the entirety of your back. You'll probably feel just as silly about it in years to come, but at least Parisians will be able to get to work without falling into a river.

Uma selfie de um sistema parasitário

"Vocês carregam os sonhos dos portugueses", 

para além dos cem gramas de coca e das 16 espécies diferentes de parasitas nessas barbas.